Rachel Says:

Rachel: Mommy, look at the gorilla in my book.

Mommy: That's a sasquatch, baby.

R: What's a Sacks Crotch?

M: Uhhh. It's like a gorilla, baby.

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Rachel, from down the hall: MOMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!

Mommy: Rachel, I'm not talking to from so far away.

R (incoherent): Mmmmm.. mmm. mmmmmmm mmmm m m mmmm m mmm?

M: Rachel, are you even listening?

R (forlorn): No...