Uh oh...

This is what I bought to treat my antique furniture with:

Today, Finnigan shredded the paper wrapper, and this is what was revealed:

Uh oh.

I had NOTHING to do with it

I just heard on the news that the local economy has enjoyed a 0.6% hike in consumer spending (read: shopping) since the month I moved here.

I swear honey - it's just a coincidence!

It's like it was written JUST FOR ME!!!

(Special thanks to someecards.com - check them out!)

I like cars :)

After what seems like a lifetime of buying pink everything, eating sandwiches at work out of princess-printed sandwich bags, choking to death on pink tulle, and knowing the names, occupations, love lives, and favorite accessories of twenty-seven HUNDERED different Barbies, I got to buy my first set of cars. The set of cars came with... 5 cars. No little handbags that don't open, no miniscule shoes that you need a magnifying glass and tweezers to put on, no optional accessory kits, no malibu mansions, no pets, no flowers, no ponies, and no lipgloss that will - more than likely - just end up mashed into the carpet anyway. One box, 5 pieces, $5.

I love boys.