DRYER: Because cloth diapers + laundromat + 3 kids = %$^&*#@!!!
DISHWASHER: Less dishes = More time for me to spend here entertaining you all! Not because I'm lazy, I swear.
TOILET: Because I miss the days of being able to potty at home. :( I don't know what Barbie/shampoo bottle/pair of princess panties/bowling ball went down the hole THIS time, but it's ensuring that nothing else will. (Hey Ma, is my toilet snake at your house?)
I assure you there's more, but I've gotta save SOMETHING for Santa. I've been such a good girl this year!!!