This is probably largely due to the fact that I ordered the Alaskan King Crab legs with a side of the two pound lobster.
Oh, it was good though.
I felt like a chimpanzee sitting there picking bugs out of her hair. No, I didn't eat them. I was trying too hard to not hurl. Blah blah blah, lice like clean hair, I GET IT. Still nasty.
Even more nasty though? Mayonnaise. Especially great gelatinous gobs of it being slathered onto someone's head. I'm throwing up a little just reliving it.
Now off I must go, to put my house in the dryer, high heat, 30 minutes. Hopefully it doesn't shrink...