Engine replaced - twice.
Tire about to blow due to craptacular alignment.
Air conditioning busted.
Knob on window roller-downer-dealie busted.
No latch system for Finnigan's carseat.
Gas gauge needle constantly flips too far around and gets stuck that way.
Speakers 1, 3, and 5 are wonky.
Brand-new EVERYTHING, and still runs like shit.
Cracked power-steering pump thingie.
Something wrong with oil sucker-upper thingie.
Window trim sealant stuff falling off.
All around, a generally cliff-worthy automobile.