Saturday, 16 August 2008

I hate my car

Engine replaced - twice.

Cracked windshield.

Tire about to blow due to craptacular alignment.

Air conditioning busted.

Gas monster.

Knob on window roller-downer-dealie busted.

No latch system for Finnigan's carseat.

Gas gauge needle constantly flips too far around and gets stuck that way.

Speakers 1, 3, and 5 are wonky.

Brand-new EVERYTHING, and still runs like shit.

Cracked power-steering pump thingie.

Something wrong with oil sucker-upper thingie.

Window trim sealant stuff falling off.

All around, a generally cliff-worthy automobile.

1 comment:

Dawn said...

Shitty Malibus. I'm notorious for getting into car wrecks (not my fault though people like to hit me) and all but one of the cars have been totaled. You can always loan yours to me for a week or so and I can see what I can do for you.

Just make sure the insurance company doesn't see this comment.