I FOUND THEM. OMG OMG OMG... I had such a heart attack. Visions of identity theft were running through my brain. More vivid visions of having to spend about $100 to get new ones were making me want to throw up. But I found them
Thank you thank you thank you Tracy! They were just where you said they'd be!
BTW, Finn's good name has been cleared. He emptied my purse, but he gave everything in it back - the birth certificates were in the side pocket of the basket I used as a diaper bag for daycare. I haven't used it since I got laid off, obviously, so out of sight = out of mind. (Tracy being my former daycare provider. I swear the woman knows everything.)