- Had her hair treated with chemical lice killer gunk.
- Been special tea tree oil shampoo'd.
- Been nit-picked (literally!).
- Been oiled & vinegared.
- Been tea tree oiled.
- Been nit-picked AGAIN.
- Been tea tree oiled AGAIN.
- Been mayonnaised.
- Been sent to bed.
I felt like a chimpanzee sitting there picking bugs out of her hair. No, I didn't eat them. I was trying too hard to not hurl. Blah blah blah, lice like clean hair, I GET IT. Still nasty.
Even more nasty though? Mayonnaise. Especially great gelatinous gobs of it being slathered onto someone's head. I'm throwing up a little just reliving it.
Now off I must go, to put my house in the dryer, high heat, 30 minutes. Hopefully it doesn't shrink...