Note to those entrusted with the task of naming new breeds of simple machines: Names that are also blatant double entendres should be closely scrutinized before becoming official legal titles. Unless your target audience is STRICTLY the Post-Puberty/Pre-Maturity set, naming something "U-Can Screw-It" may not be the best idea. I couldn't even Google it to get a link without coming up with over 20,000 hits of stuff that is soooo not related to construction.
Just a friendly thought. See that little bump on your face, about an inch and a half past your eyes? That's your nose. Try and think beyond that point next time.