Somehow... I cannot get past the 'HOW' portion of this.
SOMEHOW Lily walked into a parked car and broke her front tooth. Her new, front, ADULT tooth.
HOW she didn't see the huge hulking hunk of metal is beyond me. HOW she walked into it hard enough to break her own toothi is beyond me.
What I'm going to do about it is beyond me. I forsee us spending much time at the dentist for her with her cornerless tooth and me with my cavernous cavity.
First we have to sort out the dental coverage on The Daddy's insurance. Barf.
I hate teeth.