Saturday, 30 May 2009

Today he is moist

Last night I switched around some furniture in the baby's nursery, because he was getting so big that he'd bonk his head on the shelves above his dresser/change table.

I forgot about the bum cream in his top drawer.

I put the dresser/change table next to the crib.

I went in to get him this morning, and he was so white he looked like a ghost of himself. It was such a stark white that he actually kind of looked pale blue.

Bum cream does not come off, you have to wait for it to soak into skin. Unless of course your baby is climbing all over you, or the couch, or any other fabric surface in the house, and then it will lovingly transfer to all of those whilst remaining also on baby's skin.

Can you still classify your couch as 'beige' if it has brown chocolate smears, blue pen ink drawings, unidentified purple blotches, grey watermarks, and is covered in a fine white film of bum cream?

You just KNOW there is a post coming wherein I slipcover it...

4 comments:

Daggy said...

muhahaha... small hint on the side... it DOES come off... with baby wipes...

Breanna said...

hahahahaha!!!!! DJ has done that before!

Shannie said...

YES! We've had this same thing happen before! It is a bitch to get off... Especially when an entire body is covered in it.

OH, and we may also have matching couches! ;-)

lacqui said...

Andrew did that a couple days ago. Just my luck - no good batteries for the camera, I got one pic before they died, and he was looking away when it went off!