I was cruisin' the want ads today, looking for a job that I'd be interested in applying for. I found one, so I went to call up my resume to send in.
I'VE DELETED MY RESUME.
I don't wanna do up the whole thing over again! I can't find it anywhere, not in the program I wrote it in, not in any of my document histories, NADA. It's gone.
Put on the coffee, it's gonna be a long night.
I suppose it's a silver lining that my job history is brief and recent...