Saturday 25 April 2009

Note to my cat:

Candles are NOT FOR TOUCHING.

I know they wiggle and flicker and taunt you, but if you attempt to bat at the flames you will end up with singed paw fur. Yes, even on your other paw too.

I will not take you to the vet, there is no cure for stupid.

Sincerely,

She Who Feeds You

No comments: