So, the wonderful marvelous spectacular private school that we drive 40 minutes each way to have the girls attend? They have a two-week March break.
TWO. WEEK. MARCH. BREAK.
This cannot be happening. I NEED them to go to school. It's not just education, it's my sanity!
Ok brain, THINK. They can get jobs. Go to summer camp. Volunteer? Can I loan them out to show childless couples what having kids is REALLY like? Can I chain them up in the attic? Convince them that the crawlspace is a really cool hideout? Forced slavery?
Next year: Boarding School.