Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Mind your own business, old fart

Dear the snotty old bluehair at the grocery store today:

When my son is saying "Ow", it's NOT because I'm hurting him. He's meowing. Like a cat. That's why he was using that funny voice. That's why I was laughing and tickling him under the chin. That's why I was calling him "Kitty". MYOB lady, Depends are in aisle 4. Isn't it almost time for your meds back at the retirement castle? Don't make me drop-kick you back to your glory days in the roaring '20's.

Sincerely,
The Mommy

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are the one that sounds like a bitch!

Kira said...

Oops, was that you? Sry. Thought I'd be safe here.

Lindsey said...

LMFAO!

Lindsey- Mama to Emilee Grace 8/27/2003 and Kiersten Joy due 4/11/2009

Anonymous said...

Wow-- what a nasty attitude. What exaclty did this lady do that would justify calling her such horrible names?

Kira said...

Horrible names? You mean old fart? Lol, it's a term of endearment. Seriously. Up until we moved, we (myself and the kids) volunteered at the local retirement home and visited our "old farts" since before Finn was even born. I guess you weren't around at the beginning of the blog. Oh well. "Blue Hair" is more of a cliche than an insult - it's even in my definitions list somewhere around here.

I tell you though, this woman was one of those pinch-faced old tightwads that clearly think children should be seen and not heard, and the mere fact that I was aknowledging he existed meant I was spoiling him for life.

You make ugly faces at my 20mo because he's (quietly) meowing, and I turn into a bitch - whatcha gonna do?

I SHOULD have put on my mommy voice and politely said that if she makes that face too much it will stick that way...

Compulsively Yours...for now said...

I like your counter attack (on anon) kira, very nice style.

DH said...

Baby I love when people post as anonymous, Usually these are very cowardly people who find it hard to post in an eloquence beyond "you're dumb" or "you're a bitch". Feel free to call her out if you dissagree but if your eloquence and litterary skills top out at the ones posted above do us all a favor and find something else to read to pass your days, maybe an english course

iluvkevnreg said...

That seriously brightened my day

Taylor