Rachel: Daddy, you used to live WAAAAAAAAY the other side of Canada.
Daddy: Rachel, I lived one province over.
R: Hockey is over?
D: Rachel, are you even listening to yourself?
Rachel: Mommy, is it up to Daddy if we can go outside?
Mommy: You can go outside.
R: But is it up to DADDY?
M: Yes, go ask your father.