Rachel Says:

Rachel: Daddy, you used to live WAAAAAAAAY the other side of Canada.

Daddy: Rachel, I lived one province over.

R: Hockey is over?

D: Rachel, are you even listening to yourself?

R: No.

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Rachel: Mommy, is it up to Daddy if we can go outside?

Mommy: You can go outside.

R: But is it up to DADDY?

M: Yes, go ask your father.