Rachel Says:

Rachel: Mommy, what's this?

Mommy: It's a chicken Order Form.

R: Shiiickin?

M: Chicken.

R: You can order chickens?

M: No, chicken. You know, like food?

R: Chicken food? For chickens?

M: No Rachel, for us.

R: We'd eat chicken food?

M: Rachel, focus. It's not food FOR chickens, it's chickens AS food. As in chicken for dinner. Chicken fingers. Chicken burgers. Chicken wings.

R: Oh. So you just draw what you want? Then they have to give it to you?

M. Sure. Close enough.

Daddy (from other room): Oh yeah honey, she's YOUR daughter.

I might have to hurt them both.